Does this mean that some Chinese Women can be referred to as (fill in your own joke) - Heads?

Used Condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China.

The China Daily newspaper reported that the condom hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province.

A bag of ten of the recycled bands sells for just 25fen (three cents).

The paper quoted a local dermatologist who gave only his surname as Dong ... (I know - condoms - dong - what are the chances) as saying that "despite being recycled, the hair bands could still contain bacteria and viruses." "People could be infected with AIDS, genital warts or other diseases if they hold the rubber bands or strings in their mouths while waving their hair into plaits or buns."

A government official was quoted as saying that recycling condoms was illegal.

I can think of at least 10 great one-liners as I'm sure you can ..... go crazy!