Dion and the Looney Liberal's Green Shift.

As we all know by now those loveable, intellectually challenged, Liberals revealed their party's carbon tax plan today.

The Liberal's head Dunce, party leader Stephane Dion said that his plan - The Green Shift - is "as powerful as it is simple."

Personally I agree with Mr. Dion ... the plan is simple! But then again what else would you expect from the simpletons occupying the opposition benches.

I leave the analysis of The Green Shift to my esteemed fellow bloggers and pundits, save for this one simple question. Afterall a simple plan demands a simple question.

Mr. Dion, please cite me just one instance in the entire illustrious history of Canada where any tax of any kind, at any time was revenue neutral. That dog simply don't hunt!!

The Green Shift is in fact The Green Shaft and you my friend are giving us the gears!!!

The Cantankerous Conservative pays his Canadian Taxes!

April 17, 2008

Dear Revenuers at Revenue Canada,

Enclosed and/or attached, you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail newspaper; dated 12 November, wherin you will see the Canadian Department of National Defense is paying $171.50 per hammer and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 per toilet seat for its icebreakers.

As payment, I am enclosing eighty (80) toilet seats valued at $2,400 and 35 hammers valued @ $1,029, which I secured at Canadian Tire (because I couldn't find the Government's supplier), bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Stephan Dion Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending Mr. Dion one (1) Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from The Globe and Mail detailing how the Department of Public Works pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screw. One Phillips screw is enclosed for your convenience.

I would consider it a personal favour if you could inform Prime Minister Stephen Harper that I have now opened "Robert Otto's House of Hardware and Toilet Seats" and am looking forward to chatting with his common-sense-impaired purchasing officers as I believe that I can supply the government with $750.00 toilet seats, $225.00 hammers and $35.00 Phillips Head Screws.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, knowing that my hard earned tax dollars are being spent so wisely, and I look forward with great anticipation, to paying you even more taxes next year.

Sincerely,
Robert James Otto

PS: Don't forget to tell Stephen about "the crapper collars."

Disturbing "Goings-On" in Canada

ITEM: On Feb. 14/08 Canada and the U.S. signed an agreement that paves the way for the militaries from either nation to send troops across each others borders during an emergency.

This deal was never presented to, nor approved by the U.S. Congress, and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has kept complete silence on the deal. I don't recall this even being on the agenda of Canada's Parliament ... strange!

The only Canadian statement has come from Canada Command spokesman David Scanlon stating, "if U.S. Forces were to come into Canada, they would be under tactical control of the Canadian Forces but still under the command of the U.S. Military."

What kind of gobbeldy-gook double speak is this? Lucy, you got a lot of 'splainin' to do!

ITEM: Next year, on April 2009, there are plans to practice a terrorist-reponse drill in Vancouver led by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. Code-named TOPOFF5, it will be conducted by Canada, the U.S. and Mexico ... oh my gosh if it isn't the 3 amigos of the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America (SPP) which proposes the joining of all 3 countries into a single North American Union by 2010 with a possible single currency tentatively called the Amero.

By the way, for those of you who still are not aware of the SPP, which is working towards the deep integration of Canada, Mexico with the U.S., visit the government SPP websites in all three countries. They are chock-full of information, as is the website for the Council on Foreign Relations ,... the prime mover and shaker for a one world government. These folks are making no secret as to what they are up to, so if one day you are caught by surprise, you have no one to blame but yourself.

YOU LOVE CANADA SO YOU NEED TO CHECK THE SPP FOR YOURSELF! There are literally hundreds of websites and blogs devoted to the SPP .... just Google it. The Alberta government SPP website is particularly interesting.

As usual, the Bushwhackers in Washington are moving ahead WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL. Prime Minister Harper seems to have become a cowboy as he moves ahead with the proposal without any dialogue whatsoever with Canadians! To be fair, I haven't heard a peep from Jack Layton or monsieur Dion either. And what about our "ami" Gilles Duceppe? Interesting ramifications for the sovereignty movement within the context of a 3 nation integration mais non?

Going back to TOPOFF5, does this mean that there will be American and Mexican troops on the ground during the Vancouver Olympics?

ITEM: The most recent audit by the FBI's inspector general documents the growth of FBI operations in Canada since 2001. It shows U.S. agents carrying out investigations without the approval of the Canadian Government.

The FBI has given agents in the Buffalo field office clearance to conduct "routine investigations" up to 50 miles into sovereign Canadian territory and it also says that about 30% of FBI agents crossing the border are doing so without Canada's approval.

Would it be fair to say that 70% of the crossings have Canadian Government approval? Why?

The inspector general's report documents 135 unapproved FBI crossings!

The FBI is a domestic agency mandated to operate within the U.S. Are they crossing Canada's borders because they are geographically challenged, or do they now consider parts of Canada to be domestic?

In view of rampant globalization and increasing talk of a one world government by governments around the world, perhaps these sort of activities are to be now expected. In my opinion they are nevertheless unacceptable and more than a little disturbing!