Monday, November 27, 2006

Breaking News from Deep Nose on Vladimir Putin

Deep Nose, my intrepid source for all things conspiratorial, has just informed me that Russian President Vladimir Putin is burning the midnight oil so that he can finish his new book about the poisoning and subsequent death of ex-Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko in London last week.

The book's proposed title is: Polonium-210 in Alexander Litvinenko's Sushi - If I Did It!

Apparently Rupert Murdoch and the boys at the Fox network are trying to negotiate a TV special.

Good job Deep Nose - keep your nose to the grindstone.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Another Memo to the Iggster

Michael, never kose sight of the fact that the world's great men have not commonly been great schulars, nor the great scholars great men.

In your opinion you may have great genius. The contrary is, of course, possible!

Memo to the Iggster

After your comments and subsequent "dancing" after your "Quebec nationhood" and "Israeli war crimes" comments ... dancing which incidently would have made Fred Astaire proud ... perhaps you would be well advised to take the sage advice of Grandpa Otto to heart, who said;

Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think!