Monday, November 27, 2006

Breaking News from Deep Nose on Vladimir Putin

Deep Nose, my intrepid source for all things conspiratorial, has just informed me that Russian President Vladimir Putin is burning the midnight oil so that he can finish his new book about the poisoning and subsequent death of ex-Russian spy Alexander Litvinenko in London last week.

The book's proposed title is: Polonium-210 in Alexander Litvinenko's Sushi - If I Did It!

Apparently Rupert Murdoch and the boys at the Fox network are trying to negotiate a TV special.

Good job Deep Nose - keep your nose to the grindstone.

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