Thursday, May 08, 2008

My New TV Reality Show - "The Last Man Standing"

Going to pitch this show to Mark Burnett the creator of Survivor. The premise of the show is quite simple:

(1) We take every president, vice president, prime minister, king, queen, dictator, despot, general, jihadist etc., ... in other words every head of state and the leaders of terrorist organizations around the globe who are in the business of causing wars, conflicts, and tortures in our world ... and drop them off on a deserted island somewhere in the South Pacific ... preferably on an island that has been previously used for nuclear testing.

(2) We arm each and everyone with as many weapons as they want. They can be conventional weapons, bacteriological, chemical, nuclear, laser ... in other words every single weapon which these Bozo's of Death have ever caused to be created.

(3) These leaders can create their own armies, if they wish, by recruiting their own family members to help them do battle. Can't remember if any high ranking politician's sons or daughters have ever served their country on the field of battle, or just served cold ones in their mansions in the Hampton's.

(4) They will have 7 days to fight each other, face to face, for what they "supposedly believe in" instead of giving orders for others to fight and die for reasons which have clearly been fabricated. Can you imagine president Bush slugging it out with the president of Iran. Or Prime Minister Harper of Canada kicking the stuffing out of Osama bin Laden? Damn, that would be twice as exciting as Ultimate Fighting. Let's get Vince McMahon involved!

(5) The last man standing will be declared the winner and his prize will be that he will own and control the world.

We already have Haliburton and the usual military defense contractors as sponsors.

Kaboooooom ..... Let the games begin!

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